Subject: 2005: The year in review . . . for a Blonde
January - Had to take new scarf back to store because ........
it was too tight.
February - Was fired from pharmacy job for failing to
print labels........
the bottles won't fit in typewriter ! ! !
March - An exciting month!!!.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....
box said "2-4 years !"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....
power went out !
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid...
but 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets ! ! !
June - Nice weather - thought I'd go water skiing.....
couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast-stroke swimming competition.....
learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms! ! !
August - Got locked out of car in rainstorm.....
car flooded, because top was down.
September - Lost a TV quiz show. But, I don't understand why. . .
The capital in California is "C".....isn't it ? ? ?
October - Halloween. . . hate those M &M's.....
hey are so hard to peel.
November - Hosted family dinner, but didn't turn out too great.
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....
instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December - had an emergency but couldn't call 911..........
there's no "eleven" button on my phone ! ! !
WHEW!! What a year!!
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