Its funny, people can be so stupid!

Proof that the human race is
doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label
instructions on consumer goods.

On a Myer hairdryer:

"Do not use while sleeping".

(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips:

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside.

(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:

"Directions: Use like regular soap".

(And that would be how???)

On some frozen dinners:

"Serving suggestion: Defrost".

(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert

(printed on bottom):

"Do not turn upside down".

(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

"Product will be hot after heating".

(And you thought????...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:

"Do not iron clothes on body".

(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:

"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this
medication".

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:

"Warning: May cause drowsiness".

(And...I'm taking this because???)

On most brands of Christmas lights:

"For indoor or outdoor use only".

(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:

"Not to be used for the other use".

(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit
curious.)

On Nobby's peanuts:

"Warning: contains nuts".

(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:

"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".

(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

I don't blame the company, I blame the parents for this
one:

On a child's superman costume:

"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw:

"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".

(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)